My Waist is like WHOA

Here at Kesh and Jac we like to explore different types of health and fitness regimens. You have to have the full balance of working out, eating healthy, and primping (getting your hair did never hurt nobody) plus a little splash of ridiculous weight loss trends that probably won't work, but all the celebs are doing it so we have to try!
Today we will be sharing one of the trends.

As we have mentioned in previous posts, we are very interested in having a body like Kim Kardashian.

She gets a lot of flack for not smiling..but she can't breath, guys.

It only made sense we check out the new hot trend of Waist Trainers. Jac took the plunge and ordered one from the Waist Gang Society.

Now let's get the complaints out of the way. It took for-eh-ver to get the order. Not being dramatic for once- It took a full month to the day to get the damn thing in. No patience for that. Also, if you try to call or email the Waist Gang Society to check on your order- you will be sent to a voicemail box (a voicemail box that's full. Sketch) No replies.

Jac thought she had been scammed for a few weeks, but once received- excitement ensued...Then some sadness.

This new* process of waist cinching went something like this.

1. Stretch it out 

We assumed tugging on the garment would make it easier to put on

2. Put it on

Ashlee (as seen in photo) -"I dont think its going to fit"

Jac- "Bitch, this is a Medium you make it fit I will NOT get a bigger size!"**

Apparently getting my circulation cut of makes me a bit moody...

Jac as a dead fish yelling at Ashlee

I double checked the sizing and a medium is what they suggest. I don't know how anyone would be able to get it on by themselves. It takes an army to buckle that thing up.

3. Live your life

If you want to walk around or stand you are good to go-- Sitting not so much. But at least nobody can tell you are cheating at being skinny!

#justlikeKimK

Nobody Knows

Some Pros and Cons

Pros - posture is on point. You have no choice but to stand with your chest out and shoulders back.

Cons Can not breath ...and need help standing...my legs started to get numb (that's normal, right?) 

Def can't eat or even drink anything-So perhaps that is the true weight loss secret. Starve or bust. Literally- you will bust out of it.

It has only been a couple days of wearing it and you are supposed to ease yourself into it till you are comfortable enough to wear it for a full 8 hour day. Even though it has only been a couple hours of wearing it- I would like to think it is starting to work. Or at least I am telling myself my waist is teeny tiny and I haven't just wasted my time and money. The Kardashians wouldn't lie!

 

Kesh was skeptical/too cheap to become a member of the Waist Gang Society- as cool as that sounds- but this doesn't mean she's shit outta luck.

There are a ton of websites that share the steps of an At-Home body wrap, which is a more budget-friendly way to get skinny.

How does it work? In a nutshell- wrap yourself in Saran Wrap and get hot. Get hot meaning after you're covered in plastic and feeling leftovers, wrap yourself in a blanket too. The warmer you are and the more you sweat glisten (ladies don't sweat), the greater results you'll have.

The results of the body wrap are temporary because you're essentially losing water weight and toxins. Lame. BUT it's a quick fix if you're in a pinch and need to slim your waistline to get into a pair of skinny jeans or figure-hugging dress tomorrow night.

We will keep you updated on Jac's hourglass figure. As for Kesh's figure, she just busted out of the plastic wrap to eat dinner. Better luck next time.

 

K&J

*New to Jac. We're aware squeezing one's body parts into little contraptions has been around for ages.
 

**One, no lady wants to have to move a size up and two go back to the length of time it took to get it. Not waiting another month! Ain't nobody got time for that.

Ted wanted to work on his figure too.