Superbowl Food Hangover

 'Twas the day after the Super Bowl

and all through the office

not a creature was stirring

cause they were hungover as fuck.

We are feeling some pains from not only alcohol consumption- we started the evening with power hour…and ended with Mama Juana** shots- but food too. We ate so much we are still suffering from the itis* at work.

Clockwise from top left: bacon wrapped lil' smokies, rotel dip, pulled pork, & dirt cake. Clearly we're fans of the crock pot.

Before attempting a homemade Whiskey Sour. The recipe was likely legit, but it was a bartender fail.

Alcohol hangover remedy: Jimmy Johns, Gatorade, and sleep

Food hangover remedy: juice cleanse, Alka Seltzer, Tums, more food (not sure why eating a lot leads to us wanting to eat more), and sleep

Sleeping solves most of life's problems.

*The "itis", for those of you who don't know, is what we all experience after
pushing our stomachs to the limit while consuming typically unhealthy food. Per Urban Dictionary, it is "the general feeling of lethargy and well-being experienced after eating a satisfying meal." This commonly occurs on your major holidays- Thanksgiving, Christmas, Superbowl Sunday, etc. If you have not experienced the itis- step your food game up IMMEDIATELY

**Mama Juana is a drink from the Dominican Republic that is concocted by allowing rum, red wine, and honey to soak in a bottle with tree bark and herbs. The taste is similar to port wine and the color is a deep red. (per Wikipedia. Legit source) K & LDye's souvenir from their honeymoon last year. 

 What did we learn from the Super Bowl this year?

-We still don’t know much about football, but the Seahawks pretty much let
the Patriots win in the end
    -    Lenny Kravitz does not age
    -    Missy Elliot still got it
    -    Katy Perry likes dancing with sharks
       and
    -    Nationwide Commericals are kinda depressing...


Let us know what your favorite part of the Super Bowl is and remember to
#keshandjac when you experience KC!

-K & J